The problem with dancing like nobody is watching is that sometimes they are! Revisiting some eighties sounds in a poptastic way. My dad dancing will nevertheless continue to be inflicted on the world.
No explanation needed if you have ever seen my dad dancing moves. Not to be confused with the Marc Almond song that has a similar title.
Another Idiot Dancing Song
by Adrian J Pratt
January 29 2025
She said to me 'Lets go dancing'
She had no idea what she was asking
My sense of rhythm is shot (SHOT)
My moves are not so hot (HOT)
These day my body aches all the while
I've only got one dance style
Dancing, idiot dancing
Totally random dancing
C'mon and show me your moves!
You should have seen her facial expression
As my movements transcended comprehension
Luckily no-one got hurt (HURT)
Our dancing turned berserk (BESERK)
These day my body aches all the while
I've only got one dance style
Dancing, idiot dancing
Totally random dancing
C'mon and show me your moves!
Time once was I could cut a fine rug
Now I have the elegance of a drunken slug
But I don't care what anyone may say
I keep on dancing in my own stupid way
Dancing, idiot dancing
Totally random dancing
C'mon and show me your moves!
Dancing, idiot dancing
Totally random dancing
C'mon and show me your moves!